I feel the same way about Star Trek

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boganette:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.

Lol @ wombats being tiny bears.
Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed.

boganette:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

Lol @ wombats being tiny bears.

Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed.

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04/20/12

welshed:

fuck i wish i could be half as enthusiastic about running as i am about making playlists

04/10/12

looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing

03/23/12

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03/21/12

annawintour:

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

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03/17/12

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03/6/12

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03/5/12

sweetangelcastiel:

rrrowr:

miaman:

losingedge:

Craig Ferguson explains why everything sucks. And he makes sense.

I have been searching for this clip for so long.
Everyone watch this. Just…watch.

I’m just going to keep this on my blog forever.

Ahahahah, this is brilliant.

I love Craig Ferguson.

The ending is the best part, lmao.

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03/3/12

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02/29/12

uss-awesome:

Mom: “Who’s that dude?”

Me: “Wesley Crusher!”

Mom: “He looks like a gymnast. Or a figure skater!”

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02/28/12

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02/24/12

I could go for some fried dough.

heymoniquehey:

#FattyProblems.

02/23/12

seannotshaun:

My adventure, in “Somewhere”

hello old woman. do you know where the airport is?

what are you doing with that child? stop looking at me.

wait. do you know where the airport is?

oh shit. where do i go? WHICH WAY IS THE AIRPORT?

oh look. a gas station!

wait i’m from australia. WHY AM I CALLING IT A GAS STATION?

do you think they know where the airport is?

la la la walking la la la

HOLY FUCK WHEN DID IT START SNOWING?

be careful. the road could be icy.

are you going to the airport? no?

okay. :c

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02/20/12

I feel the same way about Star Trek

I could go for some fried dough.

put smarties tubes on cats legs-make them walk like robots