
my fucking forehead is peeling…
i haven’t had a peel-y sunburn since i was in middle school…
and i can honestly say i’ve never had my forehead peel before…
also i have a head cold and can’t hear anything…
also i work tomorrow…

on the bright side however: my download of spiderman 3 with rifftrax is almost finished…
also i have fringe to cover up this forehead mess tomorrow…
livin’ tha lyph!

i totally smell like stale beer and sweat right now
now that’s what i call a successful result for a concert
i danced my tits off and just generally was pleased and pleasantly tipsy the whole time. this concert was exactly what i’ve been craving for about 3 months.

also: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A CRUTCH METRONOMY IS AMAZING LIVE.
i can also completely honestly report they have the most attractive bassist and drummer in england (their drummer is a ginger chick who’s a more attractive version of florence, and the bassist is the fiercest black guy… who was wearing the tightest teal pants… just)
ugh i love them so much.

also i’d apologise for the random gifs… but… FUCK YOU
sleep well, tumblr. i know i willl

newest and best nickname ever:
BABENSCHAFT
this is what niamh is gonna call me forever onward when we live in berlin together.
it’s gonna be totally sensual.
you’re gonna be jealous.

also this is what google translate thinks of my new moniker:


…i like it
dear diary,
ali is the worst drinking buddy.
but i love her anyway.

<3kaylyn
heartineurope:
My phone is set to English, yet it thinks Danish suits me more. Uh huh, rødgrød med fløde, iPhone, min kærlighed.
ahahah
hvordan har du det indeed…
do-you-have-a-flag:
comicallycool:
lyricalentropy:
marielikestodraw:
beautifultimepieces:
These are clocks that knit. Clocks that knit. They knit 24 hours a day for 365 days and every year you get a new scarf to mark the passing of time.
But seriously: Clocks that knit.

Beth I want this for my birthday. Make it happen
That’s awesome.
want

new life goal: have a home filled with appliances that knit