HEY GUYS.
LOOK! IT’S A POCKET!MARTIN!Don’t blame me…Benedict started it.
Want a pocket!Martin too? [Link]
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Ah yes. That was a moment. I loved that shot on the TV coverage of Martin [Freeman] when it was announced The Only Way is Essex had won. It was like he was just slightly frowning at the public as if to say, “Why? Why?
- Benedict Cumberbatch

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When they think of Martin Freeman:
Aw, what an adorable, unassuming little marshmallow. OH HOW CUTE HE LIKES JUMPERS AND JAM I JUST WANT TO SMISH HIS WIDDLE CHEEKS!!1!!1
In actuality:
Woah Woah WOAH. BACK THE FUCK UP. YOU THINK THIS RAGING SONOFABITCH IS CUTE? THIS IS MARTIN FUCKING FREEMAN, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Scarves, dyed with the blood of his enemies. Hats forged in the fires of Mount Doom. DENIM JACKETS FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL! RAGE EQUIVALENT TO ONLY THE GODS. HE IS A BEING OF PURE, FLUFFY WHITE HATRED.
HE ONLY EATS JAM WHEN IT’S MADE OF ORGANS.
SUCK HIS DICK, FOR IT IS THE DICK OF THE FUCKING HOBBIT: HE WHO SLAYS LESSER CREATURES FOR SCARVES, HE WHO WEARS DENIM ON DENIM AND DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
CANCEL ANTIQUES ROADSHOW? HE’LL CANCEL YOUR LIFE AND FEAST ON YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART.
HE IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BEST MATE.
(via do-you-have-a-flag)
Martin, you look so kissable….! *melt*
From NME Awards 2004.
could he be more of a hobbit?
HE’S GOT THAT SHERLOCK SWAGGER.
Just look at how he catches the pen flawlessly without even looking.
LOOK AT HOW JOHN TOSSES IT WITHOUT LOOKING! How many takes did this take?
its the little things in sherlock that just add up into a huge ball of awesome
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SIMON AMSTELL: Matt Horne, as you probably know, is famous for doing a straight face and a slight sigh after Catherine Tate sketches.
MATHEW HORNE: It’s sort of a despondent look that I’ve copied from Martin. But Martin’s the master.
SIMON AMSTELL: I have an idea! What if you were both in a sitcom together just sighing at each other? You start, Matt.Nevermind the Buzzcocks, S21E7.
this moment was perfection
I am extremely proud and giddy and a bit nervous to present to you the latest items available on my Etsy shop:
Dr. John Watson Inspired Mug Cozies!
These fuzzy little warmers are made from 100% wool, and will keep your tea or other hot beverage of choice warm in two fashionable colours: Yellow or Grey.
{At the moment there are only these two available, but if there’s enough demand and feedback I’ll definitely be making more in the near future. If you have any specific requests on colours or amount please, please let me know.}
Happy deducing, everyone.
:D
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{22 years old, currently living in San Francisco, and spreading knitting/star trek:tos like the common cold}
I also sell things that I knit via my Etsy shop {Knitchy}