I feel the same way about Star Trek

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions

THIS IS THE SHOW I SAW LIVE IN MALMO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MEMORIES

TINY HAT

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

iamladyloki:

magnacarta13:

byrontobuffy:

falconrune:

Tom Hiddleston Goes “EHEHE”: The Compilation

I’m sitting here just giggling like a madwoman

It’s like watching those videos of babies laughing

you can’t help but giggle along

Best. Thing. Ever.

They could fucking prescribe this video for depression.

I giggle every fucking time. Best video ever.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO

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do-you-have-a-flag:

*LAUGHING*

*CRYING*

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justanothercomicgeek:

200pr:

clockworksexual:

iwoulddeduceyoutwice:

sugarkitteh:

bigbangpunch:

BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE

2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - F*** FILTERING THAT S*** YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A

3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - F*** LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE

4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS

5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT

6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD

****

EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.

THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION

JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS

TAKE OFF FIRE

WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH

CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL

WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES

POUR IT OUT

ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE

DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE

CHEERS MATE

CANADIAN VERSION

WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?

OK NOW COPY THAT S*** AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS

NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT S***.

USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE D*** WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR F***ING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!

SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL

EAT SOME BACON

THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.

DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.

TAKE A SIP.

SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.

REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.

AMERICAN VERSION

FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)

FILL IT WITH TAP WATER

ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER

STIR THAT S*** SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN

DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET

POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE

REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT

ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS

TEXAS VERSION

GET YOUR CUP AND SCOOP WATER FROM A STREAM, POP IN AN IODINE TABLET IF YOU’RE A SISSY FROO FROO YANK

PUT IN AN ENTIRE BOX OF LIPTON TEA BAGS

IF THERE AREN’T OVER THIRTY TEABAGS READY EMPTY OUT THE CONTENTS OF A SHOTGUN SHELL INTO THE BREW

POUR AN ENTIRE BAG OF SUGAR IN

LEAVE THAT S*** ON THE 115º F ASPHALT FOR TWO HOURS

REFRIGERATE AND POUR OVER ICE

WANTED HOT TEA? TOO F***ING BAD, LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE

LOL

also
tagging under Iroh because Iroh = tea. 

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smolderblunder:

Februween

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i could listen to this bastard laugh all day… seriously.

benedictcumberbatchescheekbones:

fun fact: None of the actors but Gene Wilder knew that the tunnel scene was coming

like, they had the lines and stuff, but they though it was just a boat ride. And when the lights came on and he started singing their terror was real

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youareillogical:

annie-banks:

chris pine ‘grateful’ to have benedict cumberbatch on star trek cast

 #did he just #yes #praying that bc is gary mitchell forever and ever amen

Oh my god. What if. Because because because Spock was fighting him, right? And and and remember that fic Bases Loaded that was so angsty and intense and fluffy and hot and fuck and perfect and possibly the best STXI fic ever? Yeah? Yeah? Spock fought Gary in that. Verbally, physically, and maybe even psychologically. What if. Holy shit. What if JJ took that and made it into a movie.

WHAT IF JJ FUCKING ABRAMS TOOK MY FAVOURITE STAR TREK FIC EVER AND MADE IT INTO A MOVIE. 

still can’t really process the information that they know eactother

they have spoken

they have probably had at least coffee together

they might even have one another’s phone numbers

what

if 

they’re 

buddies

also that’s literally me anytime ali shows me something new about the movie

seriously

star trek makes me weepy